cosrnos:

It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me

(via 314eater)

trillow:

there are loads of birds chirping outside and they sound like stereotypical birds from a movie in some early morning scene but ten times louder and i guess it would be nice if i liked having my eardrums fucked

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via earthnation)

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

(Source: marinasexual, via internetcallgirl)